A Little dialogue from the end of Evelyn Waugh’s novel
Scott-King’s Modern Europe, between a school administrator and the classics
professor:
Later the headmaster sent for Scott-King.
“You know,” he said, “we are starting this year with fifteen
fewer classical specialists than we had last term?”
“I thought that would be about the number.”
“As you know I’m an old Greats man myself. I deplore it as
much as you do. But what are we to do? Parents are not interested in producing
the ‘complete man’ any more. They want to qualify their boys for jobs in the
modern world. You can hardly blame them, can you?”
“Oh yes,” said Scott-King. “I can and do.”
“I always say you are a much more important man here than I
am. One couldn’t conceive of Granchester without Scott-King. But has it ever
occurred to you that a time may come when there will be no more classical boys
at all?”
“Oh yes. Often.”
“What I was going to suggest was—I wonder if you will
consider taking some other subject as well as the classics? History, for
example, preferably economic history?”
“No, headmaster.”
“But, you know, there may be something of a crisis ahead.”
“Yes, headmaster.”
“Then what do you intend to do?”
“If you approve, headmaster, I will stay as I am here as
long as any boy wants to read the classics. I think it would be very wicked
indeed to do anything to fit a boy for the modern world.”
“It’s a short-sighted view, Scott-King.”
“There, headmaster, with all respect, I differ from you
profoundly. I think it the most long-sighted view it is possible to take.”